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Today, Elfscribe's contribution to her LJ bud's erudition and lore is the Random Shakespearean Insult Generator. Now you can have your very own Insult, useful for all sorts of occasions, including something to say disparagingly to an uncooperative fic.  Go here.  If you do, please post your very own personal insult in the comments here.   
Here's what I got just now: Thou gorbellied elf-skinned joithead!
Cheers!

Date: 2010-02-08 03:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phyncke.livejournal.com
Thou reeky shard-borne foot-licker!

Date: 2010-02-08 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
Oooh, that sounds positively painful.

Date: 2010-02-08 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] phyncke.livejournal.com
And stinky! :P

Date: 2010-02-08 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lenine2.livejournal.com
I got "Help Boeing Protect Our Troops!"

And then "Thou infectious toad-spotted minnow!"

Date: 2010-02-08 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
LOL!! Is Help Boeing Protect Our Troops the ultimate insult? (Sorry about the ads. One has to wonder what person at Boeing came up with this one.)
I like infectious toad-spotted minnow!

Date: 2010-02-08 04:22 am (UTC)
ext_7856: (Default)
From: [identity profile] larienelengasse.livejournal.com
I have so much love for this. I have a magnetic Shakespearean insult kit on my refrigerator.

Date: 2010-02-08 05:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
Oh wow. Do you use it often?

Date: 2010-02-08 01:46 pm (UTC)
ext_7856: (Default)
From: [identity profile] larienelengasse.livejournal.com
Every time someone comes over, I have them construct an insult. I have some real beauties on my fridge, especially now that my friends are studying Renaissance lit.

Date: 2010-02-08 06:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andolinn.livejournal.com
OK! How about "Thou fawning fat-kidneyed pignut!" LOLOL

Of course, I also like those of my modern British friends such as, "Gormless twunt."

Americans don't do nearly as well!

Date: 2010-02-08 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
That's good. So far my favorite has been: "Thou gleeking idle-headed horn-beast!"

Gormless twunt is quite good too.

Date: 2010-02-08 07:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] andolinn.livejournal.com
*howls* But first you would have to practice saying that without bursting into laughter! Which would ruin the whole thing!

Horn-Beast indeed!

Date: 2010-02-08 07:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ainisarie.livejournal.com
Thou ruttish hedge-born mammet!
(I hope thou art happy now)

Date: 2010-02-10 11:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
Indeed I art.

Date: 2010-02-08 01:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alexcat.livejournal.com
'Thou droning tickle-brained giglet!'

Date: 2010-02-10 11:58 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-02-08 05:18 pm (UTC)
ext_403546: (Andunie)
From: [identity profile] nelyo-russandol.livejournal.com
Thou dissembling flap-mouthed baggage!

Oh, this is a treat!!!

Date: 2010-02-10 11:59 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
Oh I like that one too.

Date: 2010-02-08 09:22 pm (UTC)
minuial_nuwing: (Bwa-hahaha by Dark)
From: [personal profile] minuial_nuwing
Thou artless boil-brained pignut!

Date: 2010-02-08 11:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] camile-sinensis.livejournal.com
"Thou artless sheep-biting pumpion!"

Sheep-biting! How did they know?!

Date: 2010-02-11 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
Do you often bite sheep? Must make for a woolly mouth.

Date: 2010-02-09 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pandemonium-213.livejournal.com
Thou currish common-kissing codpiece!

Date: 2010-02-11 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
Oh, I think that's my fav so far. *grins*

Date: 2010-02-09 09:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] malinorne2003.livejournal.com
Thou lumpish full-gorged flap-dragon! :-D

Date: 2010-02-11 12:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] elfscribe5.livejournal.com
These are great. Must work into a fic sometime.
Hugs!

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